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OP03-19-2020, 08:36 PM
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Hello, my name is Bon and I need money. Specifically $20... (UPDATE: now it's $16) before the end of the week.
Once I acquire the $20, I'll close this thread and I won't be available for programming anymore.
(Exception: If I've ever made you something, even if it was a small project I did year and a half ago or something, I'm always available for support Heart.)

Why should I pay you?
Good question! I've been programming for ten years now, and I've worked on way too many things including: games, emulators, websites, retro games, tools, apps, etc. Let's be honest though, you want me to do something shady, don't you. ;-)
Being in a rush for money and all, you won't have to pay me as much as usual. I'll also do the project as quickly as possible.

Will you work on [insert request here]?
Do you have $20? If so, probably. Just contact me.
I PROBABLY won't do anything that breaks a service's TOS though, only because said services usually have measures in place which are a bit of a pain to bypass.

Aren't there over 9000 programming services on OGU?
Indeed there are, and I'm probably no better than any of them... but I'm desperate lol.

I don't have a project I want to start.
Think of the possibilities though!
- I can teach you programming. I've trained... two people in the past, one of whom became successful with it. You can be the third, if you want!
- A custom Discord bot
- A custom personal website
- An online shop with a payment handler
- Some tool to automate some task you do a lot.
- Revamp your existing website!
- Have a forum? I can customize and maintain it.
- Uh... custom GIMP effects? (Even though all the designers use Photoshop, lol)
- I'm really bad at system administration but I can do it if you need it.

So yeah, hire me! I'll try to a do a decent job on whatever you need. Heart
BTW I'm only accepting Bitcoin at the moment, sorry.



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Think of the possibilities, the sky's the limit! (Actually, my time is a bit limited but I should still be able to do whatever you need me to.)
Hire me today!



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Discord bots! Websites! Plugins! Minecraft mods, maybe? I don't know, just hire me!



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Bumping this in case anybody is interested. :-P



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Bumping time!



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If there's something I can do for you, I'll do it! (If I can't do it for you I'm sorry.)



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Hello, my name is Bon "Desparate" Jovi, and I want to work on your project!



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Please sir, just one project!



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03-22-2020, 09:26 PM
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Hi, looking to hire someone to see if they can help me create a # for bustabits. If you are somewhat familiar with the website, I would like to see if you can help me with this "project", super small. I did not see a discord posted anywhere on thread or your profile. Please reach me at Chaos#0650 if you interested.

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(03-22-2020, 09:26 PM)progto Wrote:Hi, looking to hire someone to see if they can help me create a # for bustabits. If you are somewhat familiar with the website, I would like to see if you can help me with this "project", super small. I did not see a discord posted anywhere on thread or your profile. Please reach me at Chaos#0650 if you interested.

Thanks for the opportunity! I'll check out bustabit and get back to you if I think I can do it. :-)



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