OP03-19-2020, 08:36 PM
(This post was last modified: 03-20-2020, 12:22 PM by Bon.)
Hello, my name is Bon and I need money. Specifically $20... (UPDATE: now it's $16) before the end of the week.
Once I acquire the $20, I'll close this thread and I won't be available for programming anymore.
(Exception: If I've ever made you something, even if it was a small project I did year and a half ago or something, I'm always available for support
.)
Why should I pay you?
Good question! I've been programming for ten years now, and I've worked on way too many things including: games, emulators, websites, retro games, tools, apps, etc. Let's be honest though, you want me to do something shady, don't you. ;-)
Being in a rush for money and all, you won't have to pay me as much as usual. I'll also do the project as quickly as possible.
Will you work on [insert request here]?
Do you have $20? If so, probably. Just contact me.
I PROBABLY won't do anything that breaks a service's TOS though, only because said services usually have measures in place which are a bit of a pain to bypass.
Aren't there over 9000 programming services on OGU?
Indeed there are, and I'm probably no better than any of them... but I'm desperate lol.
I don't have a project I want to start.
Think of the possibilities though!
- I can teach you programming. I've trained... two people in the past, one of whom became successful with it. You can be the third, if you want!
- A custom Discord bot
- A custom personal website
- An online shop with a payment handler
- Some tool to automate some task you do a lot.
- Revamp your existing website!
- Have a forum? I can customize and maintain it.
- Uh... custom GIMP effects? (Even though all the designers use Photoshop, lol)
- I'm really bad at system administration but I can do it if you need it.
So yeah, hire me! I'll try to a do a decent job on whatever you need.
BTW I'm only accepting Bitcoin at the moment, sorry.
Once I acquire the $20, I'll close this thread and I won't be available for programming anymore.
(Exception: If I've ever made you something, even if it was a small project I did year and a half ago or something, I'm always available for support
.)Why should I pay you?
Good question! I've been programming for ten years now, and I've worked on way too many things including: games, emulators, websites, retro games, tools, apps, etc. Let's be honest though, you want me to do something shady, don't you. ;-)
Being in a rush for money and all, you won't have to pay me as much as usual. I'll also do the project as quickly as possible.
Will you work on [insert request here]?
Do you have $20? If so, probably. Just contact me.
I PROBABLY won't do anything that breaks a service's TOS though, only because said services usually have measures in place which are a bit of a pain to bypass.
Aren't there over 9000 programming services on OGU?
Indeed there are, and I'm probably no better than any of them... but I'm desperate lol.
I don't have a project I want to start.
Think of the possibilities though!
- I can teach you programming. I've trained... two people in the past, one of whom became successful with it. You can be the third, if you want!
- A custom Discord bot
- A custom personal website
- An online shop with a payment handler
- Some tool to automate some task you do a lot.
- Revamp your existing website!
- Have a forum? I can customize and maintain it.
- Uh... custom GIMP effects? (Even though all the designers use Photoshop, lol)
- I'm really bad at system administration but I can do it if you need it.
So yeah, hire me! I'll try to a do a decent job on whatever you need.
BTW I'm only accepting Bitcoin at the moment, sorry.
Hey you! Hire me to write a story for you! Or just buy my credits from me.
Come on, you know you want to. I'll replace this text with a new meme signature soon.
Bon Jovi <bon@2a03.party>
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Come on, you know you want to. I'll replace this text with a new meme signature soon.
Bon Jovi <bon@2a03.party>
70FB 4E26 89FF ED78
Hey you! Hire me to write a story for you! Or just buy my credits from me.
Come on, you know you want to. I'll replace this text with a new meme signature soon.
Bon Jovi <bon@2a03.party>
70FB 4E26 89FF ED78
Come on, you know you want to. I'll replace this text with a new meme signature soon.
Bon Jovi <bon@2a03.party>
70FB 4E26 89FF ED78
Hey you! Hire me to write a story for you! Or just buy my credits from me.
Come on, you know you want to. I'll replace this text with a new meme signature soon.
Bon Jovi <bon@2a03.party>
70FB 4E26 89FF ED78
Come on, you know you want to. I'll replace this text with a new meme signature soon.
Bon Jovi <bon@2a03.party>
70FB 4E26 89FF ED78
Hey you! Hire me to write a story for you! Or just buy my credits from me.
Come on, you know you want to. I'll replace this text with a new meme signature soon.
Bon Jovi <bon@2a03.party>
70FB 4E26 89FF ED78
Come on, you know you want to. I'll replace this text with a new meme signature soon.
Bon Jovi <bon@2a03.party>
70FB 4E26 89FF ED78
